So
Lupineborn tagged me in a really funny game and I think the time has come to post my own results
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Dear
Lupineborn I don't really know how to tell you this, but
I'm in love with your father. I think I realized it
that night in our camping car and I saw you
eat the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
scarred enought to understand
that I did a sex-change. I'm returning
your ring to you, but I'll keep
your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I
told my confession today about eggplant-fetishism.
Once a potato always a potato, ScorpionFlower1 P.S 9/11 was an inside job
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Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12____, -Your name-
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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'm in love with your father
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm becoming a whore
Pink - Your pet is attractive
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your toilet licked me.
April - When I tripped on hotdogs
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I party-boy'd
November - When your dog exploded
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - In the bathroom
Salad - As you voided your bowels
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Miley Cyrus
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At walmart
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With Barack Obama
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Fondle
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink -Stab the shit out of
Barefoot - Eat
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My dirty underwear
Purple - My apple pie
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My grandmother
Orange - My justin beiber-collection
Pink - A unicorn
None - My cactus plant
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
Adventure Time - Retarded
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
South Park - Crazy
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyed - How much I've wanted to run away.
Other - That I'm terrified.
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Liver
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Thong
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching nose rings
Purple - Your old mustache
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the insane asylum
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your sister
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your wallet
Y/Z - Your massage chair
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - Slenderman in my closet.
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - My drug abuse.
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To become a fetus
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Your lord and savior
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Somewhere over the rainbow,
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Say hello to your mother for me,
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Once a potato always a potato,
13. Favorite Animal?
Cat - 9-11 was an inside job
Dog - Your mother is my father
Rabbit - I'll come to your funernal
Horse - Take care
Shark - I think of you on the toilet
Unicorn - You owe me.
Bird - Jesus lives next door
Wolf - Hail Hitler
Cow - You were supposed to be the chosen one
Sheep - Hide the body
Panda - Sweet dreams
Other - I can feel you
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So, who should I tag? Hm...
FoxyRainbow nami64 and anyone else who want to laugh a little, you're all welcomed to play this game.